chaeronaea: “ hyundaimovietheatre: “ tinderfinds: ““I’ve been getting nothing but lesbians” ” wholesome ” “i’m a fool in a man’s shoes” is the most powerful thing i have ever read ”

xrvc:

theyarter:

If she’s bored, make your dick jump on it’s own and watch the fascination ensue.

Her: “Do the thing”

Me:

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soggymoistmeat:

old people always arguing at the customer service booth like damn this how u wanna spend yo last weeks

crimewave420: “ Let this be a lesson: death is inevitable and is coming for us all ”
vague-humanoid: “ anthonybourdainpartsunknown: “corrective action ” be the change you want to see in the world ”

electratart:

when you’re having a good time but remember something embarrassing you said 7 years ago

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vampireapologist:

This is so sad alexa disable my ability to dwell in the memories of relationships I had to leave behind